Roofing Installer Jokes

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Roofing installer jokes.

Below are some of the roofing jokes and roofing quotes we find funny profound and just plain share worthy. On his way up the roofer slipped and pushed a bundle down on him. Mar 17 2018 explore brandon southcott s board roofing memes on pinterest. It clipped the side of his head slicing off his ear.

Considering most of our clients are in the commercial construction industry we ve found a handful of jokes to brighten up your work day. They say they have just the guy for the job and he ll be over in half an hour. Pierre the french canadian got a job roofing he was taking 100 lb bundles of shingles up the ladder to the roof. How many contractors does it take to replace a light globe.

See more ideas about roofing roofer memes. 69 of them in fact. Dec 8 2012 what did the alien say to the roofer. A big list of install jokes.

Apr 7 2015 explore matt martoccio s board roofing jokes and quotes on pinterest. Roofing jokes and quotes it s good to sit back relax and share some laughs sometimes. We ve scoured the internet looking for the best ones and here you have them. A big list of contractor jokes.

Sourced from reddit twitter and beyond. The aeirels quickly fell in love went on many dates and were soon married. They really raised the roof. The topic for this week s one liners and puns is roof jokes.

My mate s chimney sweeping business is going well. As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality. Performance is going through the roof. The mayecreate crew jokes around the office quite often because we know how to have a little fun.

Now that you are done laughing you can read more roofing jokes quotes. See more ideas about roofing roofer jokes. A man hears a thumping on his roof goes outside to look and she s a guerilla on his roof he calls animal control and says he has a gorilla on his roof. One to buy the wrong size globe and another to replace the existing light fitting to suit the new globe.

The wedding went off without a hitch. Take me to your ladder. So here is some of the things klr roofing finds worth your time. An electrician installed two aeriels on the same roof.

107 of them in fact.