Roof Repair Jokes

Two blonds were roofing a house.

Roof repair jokes.

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Take me to your ladder. Apr 7 2015 explore matt martoccio s board roofing jokes and quotes on pinterest. See more ideas about roofing roofer jokes. They say they have just the guy for the job and he ll be over in half an hour.

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Blond 1 would pull out a nail and then hammer it into the roof. If you can laugh about the drugs the earthquakes and the fires you re a true californian at heart. 885 tropi cool 100 silicone seam and repair roof sealant model he885142 85 26 85 26. Why did the roofer have to go to the dentist.

What is it that keeps roofing teams together. Then he would pull out another nail look at it then throw it over his shoulder. So the parish comes up with the idea to pool their money and buy a race horse. He couldn t stop biting his nails.

See more ideas about roof quotes roofing bones funny. Wet r dri all season roof patch model 0375 ga 41 99 41 99. Blond 2 eventually saw what b lond 1 was doing watched him a while and then said why do you keep throwing out every other nail. A man hears a thumping on his roof goes outside to look and she s a guerilla on his roof he calls animal control and says he has a gorilla on his roof.

Blonds and roofing don t mix. Real estate prices are through the roof. What is fallen debris from the edge of the roof called. Because he had a bad case of shingles.

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